At the best of times, I must be reminded that reality is not some film being projected in front of a full house. Or, is it?

 

Your Friendly Office Desk Spider-Man.

Your Friendly Office Desk Spider-Man.

My crystal ball tells me otherwise…

My crystal ball tells me otherwise…

Tubing. Better than planking. Get into it.

Tubing. Better than planking. Get into it.

Expensive Mirror Selfie. Hooray for me.

Expensive Mirror Selfie. Hooray for me.

The only refuge on the vast lake that is my mind…

The only refuge on the vast lake that is my mind…